While Sydney has its iconic harbour, Canberra is home to Parliament House and Melbourne is the sporting capital of the country, you could be left scratching your head when it comes to determining what Bris-Vegas is renowned for.
Well for many people who have visited them, the answer is strip clubs.
Yes. You read that right. Strip clubs!
For some reason, the city that bans visiting cricket fans from bringing musical instruments into the Gabba doesn’t seem to have a problem issuing licences for venues where women (and men) will let it all hang out for a price.
In fact they have done this quite a few times as there are plenty of establishments you can visit to see more than a pound of flesh.
Whether you are looking for a fabulous destination to bring a buck’s party, a place to entertain visiting business clients from abroad, or even somewhere that will get you (and even your missus!) in the mood for some bedroom activities when you return home, here is our guide to the 12 best strip clubs in Brisbane.
(We reserve the right not to inform you how we conducted this research!).
1. OMFG Adult Lounge
What’s in a name? Well at the OMFG Adult Lounge, you should get an inkling of what’s to come.
Situated in Fortitude Valley, it features a massive team of girls and enjoys legendary status on the Brisbane strip club scene.
The girls come from all over the world and feature everything from feisty South Americans and sweet old Yanks, to super cool eastern European chicks and some of the finest-looking Asian women you’ve ever seen.
Offering full nude lap dances that start from only $10 for one minute, as well as an excellent range of drinks, this is a must-visit place for anyone who wants to indulge in some titillation.
Address: 367 Brunswick St, Fortitude Valley, Brisbane, QLD 4006
Phone: 0413 366 716
Hours: Tue – Wed & Sun 7 pm – 3 am, Thu 7 pm – 4 am, Fri – Sat 7 pm – 5 am
2. The Candy Club
Another popular Strip Club in The Valley is The Candy Club.
Situated on Wickham Street, each of its four floors presents what they describe as ‘smokin’ hot dancers’ who perform several different styles of striptease.
Dressed in sexy lingerie, the party is always going strong here. The music is always pumping too from an excellent sound system, while its selection of top-shelf drinks is reasonably priced too.
Very well set up for Buck’s nights, should you prefer a bit of privacy, you can also choose to get a private lap dance or hire out a VIP booth.
If you are a regular viewer, their VIP Membership might be worth considering. It allows you entry to not only the Candy Club but also the aforementioned OMFG Adult Lounge and Eye Candy. Which will enable you to indulge in one of the best threesomes Brisbane has to offer.
Address: 198 Wickham Street, Fortitude Valley, 4006
Phone: +61 413 366 716
Hours: Tue – Thu 7 pm-3 am, Fri – Sat 7 pm – 5 am
3. Eye Candy Adult Bar
Talking of Eye Candy, this venue on Brunswick Street prides itself on offering Brisbane’s best night out for buck’s parties.
Open until 5 am every day of the week except Monday, the main drawcard here is the ‘hot bikini babes galore’ which takes to the stages for your viewing pleasure.
Compared to other strip clubs in Brisbane, the Eye Candy Adult Bar is relatively inexpensive. It is also one of the funnest clubs in town and radiates a relaxed and non-seedy kind of ambience.
This might be one reason why several women feel comfortable about coming here for a night out.
Address: 249 Brunswick St, Fortitude Valley, Brisbane, QLD 4006
Phone: 0413 366 716
Hours: Tue – Sun 7 pm – 5 am
4. Honey B’s
What can be better than boobs and sports?
Well, that is exactly what is on offer at Honey B’s. Situated on Caxton Street, just a stone’s throw from Suncorp Stadium, this venue is the perfect place to come post-game to celebrate a Broncos, Reds or Brisbane Roar win.
If you’d rather stay at the club while the game is on, you can watch all the live action on the huge plasma screen televisions that are strategically placed around it.
A very slick and well-maintained club that strives to be the ‘sweetest strip club’ in the city, the R-rated adult entertainment takes the form of private booths, lounges and lap rooms, as well as its main stage area.
Boasting a bevvy of curvy beauties and a great range of ice-cold beer, the club is also known for its fabulous service which always comes with a smile and sometimes a wink or a jiggle.
Address: 2 Caxton St, Brisbane City, QLD 4000
Phone: +61 7 3367 2199
Hours: Mon – Sun 7 pm – 5 am
5. Vixen Gentleman’s Bar & Lounge
Apparently, Smith is one of the most popular surnames in the western world. Well if you did a survey of strip club names you’ll probably find ‘Vixen’ is the same.
Located on Queen Street, this place enjoys legendary status for hosting the annual ‘Miss Slip and Slide’ pageant.
Set across 3 levels, it is proud to be Brisbane’s most-awarded adult venue. As well as putting on stage shows where the gorgeous girls are fully nude, this acclaimed venue also offers discreet private performances for gentlemen and even, couples.
Their booking selection is one of the widest you will find and their range of top-notch premium spirits is befitting of the finest Michelin-star restaurants.
Address: Level 1, 78 Queen Street, Brisbane 4000
Phone: 07 3012 9911
Hours: Sun – Wed 6:30 pm – 4 am, Thu – Sat 4 pm – 5 am
6. Love & Rockets
Running two different venues, one at the Petrie Terrace Club in the CBD and the other at the Fortitude Valley, Love & Rockets is a veritable institution in Bris-Vegas.
Not to be confused with the English 1980s rock band, this strip club strives to be a premium venue.
With 9 separate private booths, as well as a fabulous lap room, the vibe here is raunchy and high-spirited.
Overall, it is a great place to head to for a guy’s night out and is worked by some of the sexiest lap dancers and strippers in town.
Locations:
Valley Club – 693 Ann Street, Fortitude Valley, QLD 4006
Petrie Terrace Club – 130 Petrie Terrace, Brisbane QLD 4000
Phone: +61 7 3367 2199
Hours: Mon – Sun 7 pm – 5 am
7. Magic Men Brisbane
Why should guys have all the fun?
If you want to treat your girl (or guy!) friends to a night of male nudity, then head on over to Magic Men Brisbane.
Tucked away in The Valley, it is a terrific destination for hen’s nights or even just a couple of mates.
Featuring an all-male team of strippers and dancers, the club offers some fabulous drink and dance packages that are a little bit ‘fruity’ to say the least.
The dancing ranges from risqué to downright provocative, while the shows are captivating and the outfits mesmerising.
Address: 299 Brunswick Street, Fortitude Valley, Brisbane QLD 4006
Phone: 1300 624 426
Hours: 24 hours
8. Minx Gentlemen’s Club
Fancy visiting somewhere a little more upscale that provides a welcome escape from the rowdiness of buck’s parties?
Then head on over to the Minx Gentlemen’s Club on Elizabeth Street.
Presenting a space that is intimate, exclusive and refined, the venue focuses strongly on a gold standard of service and an authentic customer connection.
Essentially this venue is like most of the others on this list, but with one notable exception. It offers a fantastic glass spa bath which you can pay to watch three of their sexy ladies frolic around in.
Needless to say, this unique selling point makes the venue very popular!
Address: 153 Elizabeth Street, Brisbane, QLD 4000
Phone: (07) 300 300 55
Hours: Mon – Sun 7 pm – 5 am
9. Showgirls
For almost 25 years, Showgirls has been one of Brisbane’s leading adult strip clubs.
Operating out of its Queen Street Mall location, seven days a week, this venue is a popular haunt for tourists and holidaymakers, on account of it being near some of Brissie’s leading hotels.
Uniquely, Showgirls has an eye-catching ‘lazy-Susan’ stage set up, where several of their hottest babes strut, wiggle, bounce and jiggle their stuff.
Set within an upbeat space that has a delightful and intoxicating atmosphere, the onus is very much on having fun at this club. Which is something the bar staff and dancers see to do in abundance.
Address: Queen Street Mall, Brisbane, Qld 4001
Phone: 0417611116
Hours: Mon – Sun 7 pm – 5 am
10. Player’s Brisbane
If you are looking for a classic style of strip club with topless waitresses and nude lap dancers, then Player’s Brisbane is where it’s at.
Claiming to be the longest-running of all Gentleman’s Club in the city, you’ll find it on the corner of Mary Street and Edward Street.
It features a hedonistic layout which boasts a large dancefloor, complete with a pole right at its centre. It also has blue and red flashing strobe lights, high-quality sofas and chairs and an extensive bar.
For more private shows, there is also a playboy corner and a fantasy corner for visitors to check out. Punters can also choose to have some quality time alone with one or more girls in a private or VIP room.
Address: 180 Mary St, Brisbane City QLD 4000
Phone: (07) 3221 8501
Hours: Mon-Thu & Sat 7 pm – 5 am, Fri 6:30 pm – 5 am
11. The Cabaret Nightclub
The Mötley Crüe famously sang about ‘Girls, Girls, Girls‘.
During your time at The Cabaret Nightclub don’t be surprised if this song pops into your head when you see the upwards of 100 girls they have performing at any one time.
One of the biggest strip clubs in Melbourne, it accommodates three floors, each of which has its own bar. It also has several private rooms too, some of which offer lap dances for the bargain price of only $5.
Offering cheap drinks, excellent bar staff and some of the sexiest girls in Brisbane, this place offers all the ingredients of a great night out.
Address: 217 Brunswick Street, Fortitude Valley 4006
Phone: (07) 3852 2023, 0406 798 934
Hours: Sun – Tue 7:30 pm – 3 am, Wed – Thu 7:30 pm – 4 am, Fri – Sat 7:30 pm – 5 am
12. Confidential Club
Located on the site of the legendary 90s Catwalk Club, the Confidential Club is unique among the strip clubs in Brisbane.
Why? Because it offers the opportunity to enjoy excellent meals made by award-winning chefs, live music gigs, several card games like poker and of course a great selection of nubile, desirable and naughty girls.
Established in 2009, this club operates without a cover charge. It is also set up for couples to enjoy and even offers guests the chance to dine with a topless waitress, should they want too.
There are of course private rooms available too, as well as the main dance area where the girls really come into their own.
Address: 445 Upper Edward St, Spring Hill, QLD 4000
Phone: +61 450 411 048
Hours: Tue 12 am – 1 am & 12 pm – 1 am, Wed 12 pm – 1 am, Thu 12 pm – 3 am, Fri 12 pm – 12 am, Sat 6 pm – 3 am